Clerks II is com­ing out! Run for you lives! For some of you, you’re won­der­ing what I’m talk­ing about. Like my par­ents. If you’re like me, you know that Clerks II is a sequel to Clerks, the 1994 film that cleaned up at Sun­dance and made a star of direc­tor Kevin Smith, who, upon find­ing out […]

We’re get­ting a new James Bond film, with a brand freak­ing new guy play­ing James Bond, later this year. Yipee. If you’re like me and kind of lost inter­est in what James Bond does along about when Tim­o­thy Dal­ton took over, you prob­a­bly won’t care about this new film either. But I like the old school […]

The new remake of The Omen came out last week, on a Tues­day, which, for mar­ket­ing pur­poses trans­lated out to a release date of 6–6–06. For those Bib­li­cally unini­ti­ated, 666 is the num­ber of “The Beast”, or the Anti-Christ, a crea­ture whom the whole darn plot of The Omen rests upon. The day after it […]

As I was rac­ing to work this morn­ing I heard a bit on the radio this morn­ing about the gov­ern­ment sell­ing repos­sessed houses and how you could get them at super deals, because the gov­ern­ment isn’t into sell­ing real estate and you could get an incred­i­ble deal on some for­mer drug dealer’s house or something. […]