Archive for March, 2007

Churchill’s Tastes in Food and Drink

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Accord­ing to Georgina Lan­de­mare,1 the Churchill’s pri­vate cook, the Prime Min­is­ter was a fan French haut cui­sine as well as tra­di­tional Eng­lish dishes like fowl, and roast beef with York­shire pud­ding. He also pre­ferred shell­fish to plain old fish. He liked clear soups more than thick, creamy ones, and inter­est­ingly, he liked Stil­ton2 more than sweet desserts, but, accord­ing to Lan­de­mare, he could eas­ily be per­suaded to eat any type of fish or dessert.

When it came to desserts, though, he insisted that they be expres­sive. It may be apoc­ryphal, but it is said that he once demanded of a waiter, “Take away this pud­ding, it has no theme.” There is no record of how the waiter took the “compliment”.

When it came to drink­ing, though, he was very par­tic­u­lar. He was per­sonal friends with Sir Alexan­der Walker, and loved his scotch, Johnny Walker Red. When he drank brandy, he always took a snifter of Hine.3

  1. There’s a lit­tle bit of info here about the book that Lan­de­mare wrote here. []
  2. I had no idea what Stil­ton was, but thanks to the glo­ri­ous inter­net you can read more about Stil­ton Blue Cheese here. []
  3. The info for this post came from the highly infor­ma­tive winstonchurchill.org. []

The Anniversary Party

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In The Anniver­sary Party, Jen­nifer Jason Leigh and Alan Cum­mings (co-writers and direc­tors) try to update the clas­sic Hol­ly­wood line, “Hey every­body, let’s go out to the old barn and put on a show!” Sadly, the barn is not burned with them in it. Not that I really want them to die, but if they had been dead, this exer­cise in van­ity would not have been made, and that wouldn’t have been a shame.

Jen­nifer and Alan play Sally and Joe, a Hol­ly­wood power cou­ple who have been hav­ing mar­i­tal prob­lems for their entire mar­riage. To com­mem­o­rate the fifth anniver­sary of their nup­tials they have decided to have an anniver­sary party rather than spend the day alone with each other (which might have made a bet­ter film), and the film encom­passes this one day.

And what a day it is! What an overblown, bloated, fat, stink­ing, pre­ten­tious day! The main thing that the film wants you, the viewer, to real­ize from that one day is that these are just plain ol’ ordi­nary peo­ple just like you and me with prob­lems and argu­ments and phi­lan­der­ing and drug use and lost dogs, too. Sally and Joe’s really great group of friends allow all of this to go on and they even join in, just to show Sally and Joe that their lifestyle is reg­u­lar and aver­age. It makes these peo­ple look pathetic.

Star­ring:
Alan Cum­ming, Jen­nifer Jason Leigh, Gwyneth Pal­trow, John C. Reilly, Kevin Kline, Phoebe Cates
Directed By:
Jen­nifer Jason Leigh & Alan Cum­ming
Release Date:
June 8, 2001
MPAA Rat­ing:
R for lan­guage, drug use and nudity.
Dis­trib­u­tors:
Fine Line Fea­tures
1 Star

Stand­outs in the group: Kevin Kline as an arro­gant lead­ing man try­ing to break his stereo­typ­i­cal mold and John C. Reilly as his direc­tor, who’s life is a train wreck wait­ing to hap­pen. Reilly’s scene after almost drown­ing in Sally and Joe’s pool tore me up and was the high point of the film, even if it was a low point for him. One of the few times I smiled dur­ing this film was when Kline danced an impromptu bal­let with his real life daugh­ter. See­ing such a small sim­ple thing in this two hour piece of tripe was light-hearted and wonderful.

Pans: Can I blame any­one besides the two peo­ple that started this whole thing? I think not. Where’s my ham­mer? Let the bash­ing begin.

Is there any­one more annoy­ing than Alan Cum­mings? Jesus! He was annoy­ing in Cir­cle of Friends, he was annoy­ing with his fake Russ­ian accent in Gold­en­eye and I’m sure untold more films that I haven’t wanted to see. The only time I’ve really liked him was in Spy Kids where he played the naïve children’s tele­vi­sion host Fegan Floop. But then again, he did have a direc­tor that wasn’t him­self. He plays a man who is lit­tle more than an eight year old boy with the men­tal clar­ity of an four year old. He likes to be bad and he hates it when he gets caught. Well, Alan, we caught you again, in a case of BAD ACTING!

Jen­nifer Jason Leigh can do spaced-out, and she can do intro­spec­tive loner, but a self-centered diva she can’t very well do. Her whin­ing and com­plain­ing put me over the edge and made me won­der why Sally loved Joe or if she loved the idea of lov­ing Joe? She should have left his ass ages ago, instead of stick­ing around for five years so we could have the story of their anniver­sary party.

If a time machine actu­ally existed, I would have trav­eled back to stop myself from rent­ing this. Please take my advice and get some­thing else.

The Tybee Bomb

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It was nearly 4 pm on Feb­ru­ary 4, 1958, when a B-47 bomber, piloted by Major Howard Richard­son and 2 other crew mem­bers, lifted off from Home­stead Air Force Base near Miami, Florida. There mis­sion that day was to prac­tice to fly tan­dem with another B-47 and mimic the require­ments of a wartime attack on tar­gets in the Soviet Union. These mis­sions, striv­ing for real­ism, would include an aer­ial refu­el­ing, a round trip of about 5,000 miles at speeds up to 600 mph and an elec­tronic “bomb drop” scored by a ground sta­tion in Europe or North Amer­ica. Often along the way the bombers, to sim­u­late real­ity, would be “attacked” by Air Force fighter air­craft. This day, how­ever, to add another touch of real­ism to the mix, the B-47 flown by Maj. Richard­son also con­tained within its bomb bay an 11-foot-7-inch-long, 7,600-pound Mk 15 Mod 0 ther­monu­clear weapon, which wasn’t stan­dard prac­tice for these types of missions.

While cruis­ing west­erly over the Gulf of Mex­ico Richardson’s B-47 refu­eled as was stan­dard prac­tice on these mis­sions. Upon reach­ing New Orleans, Richard­son turned northerly and pro­ceeded to the Cana­dian bor­der in prepa­ra­tion for a southerly turn to begin his “bomb run” on radar scor­ing facil­ity at Rad­ford, Vir­ginia. Richardson’s B-47 “bombed” the tar­get elec­tron­i­cally and headed for home. The crew had cov­ered 4000 miles in 8 hours and were ready to rest and relax. Richard­son was told by a mes­sage from head­quar­ters that on the return trip he would not be “attacked” by enemy fight­ers, which added a lit­tle bit of com­fort to the remain­ing flight.

But no one seemed to have told Charleston Air Force Base in South Car­olina. Lt. Clarence Stew­art and two other pilots and three crew chiefs are ready­ing their F-86 fight­ers to “attack” Richardson’s return­ing B-47. They had been given per­mis­sion to attack Richardson’s plane any time before it landed in Florida.

At 12:09 a.m. on Feb­ru­ary 5, Air Defense Con­trol radar picked up one of the B-47’s roughly 180 miles north of Charleston Air Force Base, but it did not pick up Richardson’s B-47. Ground con­trol radar directed the 3 F-86’s to a point sev­eral thou­sand feet over and 15 miles away from Richardson’s B-47. Stew­art, and his radar, locked onto the known B-47 and he began descend­ing rapidly to “attack” the bomber, never know­ing that he was on a col­li­sion course with Richardson’s B-47. Stew­art didn’t know he was plung­ing towards Richardson’s B-47, as he was intently look­ing at his radar for fear of los­ing the other B-47 in the dark­ness, but he looked up for a sec­ond and saw the moon reflect­ing off the top of Richardson’s B-47. He attempted to roll the F-86 right but was unable to avoid a collision.

Stew­art was able to eject from the crip­pled F-86, but, amaz­ingly, the B-47 was only dam­aged. Upon inspec­tion, the B-47’s crew noticed that the far right engine was bent upwards at a 30-degree angle and the right exter­nal fuel tank had been sheared off. Because of the bent engine the plane is rolling wildly. In an effort to con­trol the craft Richard­son cuts the power to that engine and then cuts the speed of the plane in an attempt to make an emer­gency land­ing at Hunter Air Force Base in Geor­gia. The tower at Hunter advises Richard­son that because of main­te­nance on the run­way, if the plane lands short it could cause the plane to crash, hurtling the Mk 15 bomb through the cock­pit and down the run­way at 200+ mph. Richard­son radios Strate­gic Air Com­mand and informs them that he is going to ditch the bomb in the Atlantic near Tybee Island, off the coast of Geor­gia. He does this and is able to even­tu­ally land the dam­aged plane.

On Feb­ru­ary 6, 1958, the Air Force 2700th Explo­sive Ord­nance Dis­posal Squadron and 100 Navy per­son­nel began the ardu­ous search to recover the lost Mk 15 bomb. 10 days later an announce­ment was made that the search had turned up noth­ing, with the Air Force and Navy believ­ing that the bomb was buried below the water in upwards of 5–15 feet of mud. To this day it has never been recov­ered.1

  1. Most, if not all, of the infor­ma­tion for this post came from an amaz­ing Wash­ing­ton Post arti­cle, “Lost: One H-Bomb. Call Owner”. []