Monthly Archives for May 2008
Why Does Robert Smith Still Wear Makeup?
A long time ago, in a country far far away (England), a man named Robert James Smith started a little musical group called The Cure. They started out small with no one knowing who they were or what they were … Continue reading
George Lucas Needs to Have Fewer Ideas
I’m a frequent reader of Ain’t It Cool News, the grandfather of all movie rumor sites that was started by rotund Austinite Harry Knowles in 1996. If you want to know something, anything, about an upcoming movie that’s sci-fi or … Continue reading
Man, Joe from “Blue’s Clues” is Dumb
Being a dad I have to watch lots of television that I wouldn’t normally want to. I’ve sat through or heard in the background hours upon hours of children’s programs, some awful and some good. I can watch the “Wonderpets” … Continue reading
I Am a Beer Snob
The other night I drove over to Central Market. I was ostensibly going there to get Kim some coffee [1. decaf Snickernut] but the real reason I was going was that I was out of beer. The last Späten Optimator … Continue reading