Category Archives for Things We Can All Do Without
Things We Can All Do Without, Part 3: Nostalgia for Hair Metal Bands
Dear Hair Metal Bands, I’ve been noticing that, for some crazy-ass reason, you’re making a comeback on that radio station that I hate to listen to but have to hear when I’m in the car with my wife and kids. You … Continue reading
Things We Can All Do Without, Part 2: The Plain White T’s
Dear Plain White T’s, My son has very cool tastes in music. He’s five years old and he likes Johnny Cash, Weezer, The Avett Brothers, The Pixies and other hardly-ever-on-the-charts bands. He doesn’t like girl singers, just boy singers, but the … Continue reading
Things We Can All Do Without, Part 1 : Cute Colorful Expensive Rain Boots
Dear Cute Colorful Expensive Rain Boots, Why are you a fashion trend? Who thought that taking a pair of $2 rubber rain boots and adding colorful paint was a good idea? Whoever it was has made a lot of money off … Continue reading