Category Archives for Things We Can All Do Without

Things We Can All Do Without, Part 3: Nostalgia for Hair Metal Bands

Dear Hair Metal Bands, I’ve been notic­ing that, for some crazy-ass rea­son, you’re mak­ing a come­back on that radio sta­tion that I hate to lis­ten to but have to hear when I’m in the car with my wife and kids. You … Con­tinue read­ing

09. March 2010 by Glenn Vance
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Things We Can All Do Without, Part 2: The Plain White T’s

Dear Plain White T’s, My son has very cool tastes in music. He’s five years old and he likes Johnny Cash, Weezer, The Avett Broth­ers, The Pix­ies and other hardly-ever-on-the-charts bands. He doesn’t like girl singers, just boy singers, but the … Con­tinue read­ing

25. June 2009 by Glenn Vance
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Things We Can All Do Without, Part 1 : Cute Colorful Expensive Rain Boots

Dear Cute Col­or­ful Expen­sive Rain Boots, Why are you a fash­ion trend? Who thought that tak­ing a pair of $2 rub­ber rain boots and adding col­or­ful paint was a good idea? Who­ever it was has made a lot of money off … Con­tinue read­ing

12. May 2009 by Glenn Vance
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