Dear Hair Metal Bands, I’ve been notic­ing that, for some crazy-ass rea­son, you’re mak­ing a come­back on that radio sta­tion that I hate to lis­ten to but have to hear when I’m in the car with my wife and kids. You know who you are, you Def Leop­ards and you Whites­nakes and you Poi­sons. I’d even […]

When I was a kid my fam­ily and I would rent a condo in Puerto Val­larta and go to the beach for a cou­ple of weeks every other year or so. It was great, and we’d just hang out and go to the beach and explore around. We did a booze cruise too, but since […]

I was out at the mall today buy­ing some stuff and and heard Bing Crosby singing “We Wish You a Merry Christ­mas” over the inter­com speak­ers and, being in a good mood that I was, lis­tened very closely to the lyrics. If you take them lit­er­ally the lyrics make the singer sound like a tool. […]

The Place: Sky­walker Ranch. The Sit­u­a­tion: A cre­ative meet­ing is tak­ing place to cre­ate a new Star Wars char­ac­ter who will be the focus of a new live action tele­vi­sion series that takes place between The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi. Major brain­storm­ing is going on. The Peo­ple: Present are George […]

I thank my lucky stars every­day that my fam­ily and I were over­seas from mid-June through mid-July. We went to Italy. It was won­der­ful and we had a great time and our fam­ily felt bet­ter again since Kim and I had been work­ing 60+ hour weeks. In the town of Loro Ciufenna that we were staying […]