You want to know what I just HATE? I mean, really hate doing? Everybody’s got stuff they don’t enjoy doing. Some things that are just com­pletely annoy­ing to me are

• tak­ing the garbage can down to the street when the can is really full and starts push­ing me down the dri­ve­way, caus­ing me to think that I’ll be crushed by garbage, which, as any­one can tell you, is the dream of all people
• fight­ing with Kim about anything
• clean­ing up poop, par­tic­u­larly off of my son’s hands
• see­ing my son drink pee water in the tub

And then there are also things that are mildly annoy­ing, like

• pick­ing up toys
• floss­ing
• talk­ing to peo­ple I don’t want to talk to
• for­get­ting that I left my con­tacts’ case downstairs
• stub­bing my lit­tle toe on a piece of furniture
• real­iz­ing that you for­got to get gas in the car
• not remem­ber­ing to buy some­thing at the gro­cery store that you needed after you got home

You know, stuff like that.
But I did some­thing that I just HATE doing just a few min­utes ago. I called home and woke up Kim from a nap.

Man, I so hate doing that.